Bruno "Life Too Short" Frenchie Coffee Mug 15 oz
Meet Bruno, the sophisticated soul of the Frenchie Coffee family — a French Bulldog with discerning taste, impeccable grooming, and a deep, contemplative relationship with his morning brew. This 15oz Ceramic Mug celebrates Bruno in all his refined glory, captured mid-sip with the poise of a café philosopher.
⭐ Bruno's Quote
- “Because life is too short for mediocre coffee — or mismatched accessories.”
Premium white ceramic, this mug brings the charm of upscale café culture into your home. Whether you’re dissecting the emotional complexity of your cappuccino foam or simply savoring a quiet morning moment, Bruno is here to elevate your experience with wit, warmth, and just a hint of charming pretension.
Bruno approaches every cup of coffee as an opportunity for introspection, theatrical expression, and—naturally—excellent taste. With each sip, he reminds you that life’s greatest pleasures are best enjoyed with sophistication, intention, and perhaps a well-timed dramatic sigh.
Perfect for dog lovers, Frenchie fans, coffee aficionados, and anyone who believes coffee should be treated with respect, this mug is a daily dose of cozy elegance.
⭐ Why Bruno Makes Every Sip Better
- Elegant Frenchie ArtworkBruno sits poised with his signature bow tie and coffee cup, rendered in warm, expressive detail.
- Generous 15oz CapacityJust the right size for thoughtful sipping, long mornings, and late-night intellectual musings.
- Microwave & Dishwasher SafeBecause even refined creatures appreciate practicality.
- Cultured, Character-Driven GiftIdeal for birthdays, holidays, housewarmings, or treating yourself to something a little more… sophisticated.
⭐ Specifications
- Material: 100% White Ceramic
- Size: 15oz
- Dimensions: 4.62" (H) x 3.37" (W)
- Care: Microwave + Dishwasher Safe
Please allow 5-10 business days for fulfillment.